how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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