I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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