DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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