Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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