Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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