if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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