You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
