You just made me feel so damn special
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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