Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Life is so much better after having sex.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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