i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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