My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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