Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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