Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I don't deserve a penis
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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