The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
