went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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