Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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