So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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