That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Holy shit dude........stairs
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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