When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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