a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
i need some magic done to my vagina
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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