that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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