Do you still have your period?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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