Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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