He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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