Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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