I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
