I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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