3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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