Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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