We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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