He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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