Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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