Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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