I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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