just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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