By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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