the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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