he wants to bone in the snuggie
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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