Acid is not a monday night drug
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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