this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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