No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Mom said you looked used
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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