In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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