it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The struggles of a small town man whore
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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