I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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