we're blogging at a bar
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Fuck appropriateness.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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