Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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this just has baby written all over it
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
i out mim tonsoeep
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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