well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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