Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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