ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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