Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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