id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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