She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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