Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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