All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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