bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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